There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Honor your feelings!
March is always a long month for me. March 20th was the birth and death of a child. It was 32 years ago, yet there is no way for such an event to leave you who you were. It's all part of my story. To all of the women whose babies have died, of course all of them wish life had unfolded differently, but none wished that they hadn't carried, loved and birthed those children.
It's hard to deal with grief. We all so want to help and there is really nothing to do. I feel that I am dealing very normally, then March comes again. I honor my child, I honor my grief and I hope that every woman that has lost a child can honor their feelings.
Please know that if any of us could absorb your pain for you, we would with an extraordinary combination of complete sympathy and complete comprehension.
It's hard to deal with grief. We all so want to help and there is really nothing to do. I feel that I am dealing very normally, then March comes again. I honor my child, I honor my grief and I hope that every woman that has lost a child can honor their feelings.
Please know that if any of us could absorb your pain for you, we would with an extraordinary combination of complete sympathy and complete comprehension.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Laugh ...... Laugh
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
Monday, March 23, 2009
Laughter
Laughter is the best medicine. Good to know since, if you laugh at me, you'll need medicine.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
What's.....
What's Life? What you make it to be!
What's Happiness? What your heart sees!
What's Love? Precious if true!
What's Friendship? Nothing without you!
This was texted to me from my husband!
What's Happiness? What your heart sees!
What's Love? Precious if true!
What's Friendship? Nothing without you!
This was texted to me from my husband!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
EASTER IS COMING!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
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