ATD: At The Doctors
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Message Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU: Rolling on Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder.
