Senior Health Care
So if you're a sick senior citizen and the government says
there is no nursing home available for you,
what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and
four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
Congressmen in the ass.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating, air conditioning and all
the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?
That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They're all covered.
And, as an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the
same government that just told you that
they cannot afford for you to go
into a nursing home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
there is no nursing home available for you,
what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and
four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
Congressmen in the ass.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating, air conditioning and all
the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?
That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They're all covered.
And, as an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the
same government that just told you that
they cannot afford for you to go
into a nursing home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
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