Hello

I was in the public
toilets and had just sat down,
a voice from the next cubicle
said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing
fine”.
The voice said “So what
are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same
as you, sitting here!”.
From next door, “Can I come
over?”.
Annoyed, I said, "rather
busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen,
i will have to call you back,
there’s an idiot next door
answering all my questions"