Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Hey! I remember these!'
Q: What is the most effective form of birth control for people 60 and over?
Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually only in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60 year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is a 60 year old's most frequent thought when going from one room to another?
A: 'What did I come here for?'